Yup, It's Monday again.

Woke up (two hours early).
Fell in the toilet (Thank you for not putting the seat down, hun).
Took a shower, had to use the kids' body wash (I smell disgustingly sweet now).
Lost my big claw hair clippy (I'm afraid to use my hair tools, I might burn my hair off).
Dropped my toothbrush in the toilet (And I wasn't even done brushing my teeth yet).
My house smells like steak (I know. Ew.).
I stubbed my big toe on a stair (WHO PUT THAT THERE!?).
I hit my head on my desk reaching for my shoe (AGAIN. WHO PUT THAT THERE?!).
I'm starving (And now that I've written this post, I don't have time to have breakfast before I leave).

On the plus side, it's supposed to storm today. PLEASE LET IT STORM TODAY. Otherwise, I might just curl into a ball and cry.